Or maybe not….hope Lauren doesn’t mind I’m using this…..
“Mulder?”
“Yes, Scully?”
“Why is there a pyramid of styrofoam cups on my desk?”
“Well, I got bored drinking coffee and doing paperwork so I decided to take a break.”
“Mulder, how much coffee did you drink? This pyramid is 10 cups high!”
“Well, most of the cups weren’t used.”
“Well, I need my desk back, so this thing has got to go.”
*PAUSE*
“MUlder, you GLUED them together?”
“I had to, Scully! On the 9th row they started to fall over!”
“….AND to my DESK?”
“Well, you don’t expect a building to stand without a good foundation, and I figured your desk was perfect!”
wait for it……
*SMACK!*