Now For Something Completely Different….
Or maybe not….hope Lauren doesn’t mind I’m using this…..
“Why is there a pyramid of styrofoam cups on my desk?”
“Well, I got bored drinking coffee and doing paperwork so I decided to take a break.”
“Mulder, how much coffee did you drink? This pyramid is 10 cups high!”
“Well, most of the cups weren’t used.”
“Well, I need my desk back, so this thing has got to go.”
“MUlder, you GLUED them together?”
“I had to, Scully! On the 9th row they started to fall over!”
“….AND to my DESK?”
“Well, you don’t expect a building to stand without a good foundation, and I figured your desk was perfect!”
wait for it……