It wasn’t the succubus, it was the scientology…

that did Chef in. I think the other bloggers are being too hard on the guy. It’s perfectly fine for South Park to mock other religions because Scientologist doctrine says that other religions are the result of misleading data implanted into the minds of the thetans after their 36-day, three-D, super colossal motion picture experience shortly after being transported to Earth by 54.1 billion Douglas DC-8s. Duh.

The moral of the story is you gotta do what you gotta do to please your Xenu. And Tom Cruise.

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