The 9/11 conspiracy theory is a government conspiracy

At least that’s what South Park proved tonight, with a little help from the Hardly Boys. See… since one in four Americans believe that there’s a government conspiracy about the 9/11 attacks, it means one in for Americans (at least) are retarded. And since the government derives it’s power from the fear of the people, what better way to appear to have complete control than to plant a conspiracy theory that the “all-powerful” government caused the very event they want people to think they caused.

But if the government is covering up their cover up, who really was responsible for 9/11? A bunch of pissed off Muslims. What are you retarded?