A different kind of gas tank exchange

Apparently, the latest path to saving the Earth is via screwing with the bacteria in a cow’s stomach, replacing it with a kangaroo’s. What the hell is this going to do to food packaging and grocery store isles? We’re going to need a whole new shelf to separate the organic, free-range, native bacteria beef from the methane-light, Gas-X’d, bactillegrant invaded burgers.

Maybe instead of messing with the cows, we should invest more in this particular biofuel. C’mon Cattlemen, time to fire up the lobbying machine and kick ADM‘s ethanol subsidies back the stone age. Beef can still be what’s for dinner, but farts are for fueling.