It’s funny because it’s true

You had me until “Warm liquid goo phase.” Check out the trailer! Via Alex Halavais.

But I just had to share!  I am officially 38 weeks, 2 cm dilated and 70% effaced.  (Effacement is the thinning out of the cervix in order to let a baby out, for those of you who don’t know pregnancy).  The waiting is killing me and every little twitch, pain and jump makes me wonder,…

Maybe all it took was writing about feeling non-productive to kick myself in the pants. Maybe all it took was a strong desire to be able to fit both cars in the garage again so we don’t need to scrape ice off them in the morning anymore. Then again, it could have been getting woken…