Whatever the problem

Looks like Ethanol isn’t the answer to the global warming problem. Then again, what’s the problem? Canada is concerned about global cooling.

I know, I know. Since we can’t quite agree on what the problem is we should be trying to solve, we can just generalize it and call it “global climate change.” Because dammit, climate shouldn’t be allowed to change, just like sea levels never fluctuate, the sun must remain at constant brightness, and continents aren’t allowed to move.

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