Spider
Every morning, I walk out to my car to find a new one of these. I feel a little bad getting in and driving away, destroying all the spider’s hard work. He’s one persistent little bugger, though. Without fail, a new web is spun the next morning. This cycle has been repeating itself for about a month already. Now that’s dedication!
Now Derek, if there is one thing we learned in middle school its that persistence usually pays off in the long run. Or so says Ms. Gillespie. Or was it Mr. Mockler? Perhaps Mr. Cyran? No, it must have been Ms. Mustard, God rest her soul.
Persistance? I’d call it insanity. You know, that whole doing the sme thing over and over again expecting a different result…