Multiple choice

It’s an exceptionally hot summer day in Buffalo. After a long, boring day at work, do you:

A. Hop in the nearest pool
B. Enjoy dinner and a movie in lovely, comforting air conditioning
C. Take a stroll along the beach
D. Rip four seasons of decorative crap out of the closet under the stairs so you can replace the cardboard stud coverings with real, solid 3/8″ plywood in the sweltering 38″ high space to ensure that there isn’t a third dead mouse found on the family room floor within the month

If you picked D, then you have a pretty good idea of how my evening went. ‘Nuf said.