Take that, cable pig!

DirecTV, of which I am both a subscriber and a stockholder, received the highest score in the American Customer Satisfaction Index. “Of the satellite and cable TV companies included in the ACSI survey, DIRECTV posted a significantly higher index score (71) than any other cable or satellite company.”

I had Adelphia once. Then I switched to DirecTV, got better programming, more features (like Tivo), and better service for about 2/3 the price. Now every time I get an Adelphia flyer in the mail, my only decision is between cross-cut or confetti.