Stern realizes he’s not as cool as he thought he was
Just saw this on USA Today…
“I was just at my psychiatrist and I said, ‘I just got great news: We hit the 4 million mark. And I’m angry. It should be 20 million,'” Stern says in the magazine, on newsstands Monday.
“It’s insulting to me that everyone hasn’t come with me. I take it personally,” he says.
“I want to say to my audience … ‘You haven’t come with me yet? How dare you? We’re up to wild, crazy stuff, the show has never sounded better. You cheap bastard!'”
Awww… poor guy. I guess when it comes down to economics, finding out if Tori Spelling is tossing her boyfriend’s salad just isn’t worth $13/month.