- Full Name: Derek Joseph Punaro
- Nicknames: Spoof (Sp00f!), D.J.
- Number of people that still use them: 0
- Amanda calls me: Moop
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hometown: Lancaster, NY
- Currently living in: Holland, NY
- Also lived in: Boston, MA; Rochester, NY; Hamburg, NY
- Furthest Traveled From Home: Bangalore, India
- Ethnicity: American (3/4 Polish and 1/4 Italian)
- Religion: Catholic
- Piercings: 0
- Smoker: Never
- Relationship Status: Blissfully Married
- Siblings: One brother, one sister. Both younger.
- Favorite Animal: Clownfish
- Favorite Cookie: Chocolate Chip
- Favorite Season: Autumn
- Favorite Participant Sport: Volleyball
- Favorite Spectator Sport: Hockey
- Favorite Fortune Cookie Saying: “You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.”
- I Still Have: Voltron toys
- Wish I Still Had: My massive He-Man collection
- 80s Artifact Discovered in Closet: Slap-Wrap Bracelet
- Geocaching Stats: